Since after watching Jennifer’s Body, I found myself: having big-penis envy (Jennifer’s “dick is bigger” than one of her classmates), wanting pink leggings, wondering if deers eat carrion/dead humans (Josh Emerson, who plays Jonas, gets eaten by a deer) and wanting Chris Pratt (role: roman) to be gay, I can rule the film to be an alright source of escape.

Would YOU enjoy this film? Well, I jumped a few times and found myself thinking “eww!” a couple of times. The casting is great for both gay and straight audiences: besides sexy Pratt for a few minutes, even as a gay guy, I can’t deny Megan Fox (role: Jennifer) is absolutely stunning–she is almost freakishly perfect, which works to make her even more spine-tingling in her dark role. Due to film promotions, I do not need to point out the lesbian lip-locking that would rock-the-boat for the straight male lesbian-kiss-seeking audience. This Vamp/Demonic movie has a little bit for everyone’s’ taste (pun not intended).

Also this movie allowed me to have some self-discovery…How so? Well, after seeing the silhouette of a guy having his stomach devoured viciously and simultaneously seeing a very suggestive sex scene, I had to see if it was rated R on ‘Wikipedia’(quotes since the popular website was referenced in the movie); I discovered the movie was rated R and I also came across a quote by Fox’s co-star Amanda Seyfried (role: Needy).

The quote by Seyfried discusses the kiss the two female leads had; she mentioned in an interview “It is just weird. It is a woman. With a woman’s smell — soft and floraly — and maybe the pheromones are different. Something about it felt uncomfortable for me.” She put her attraction to women so well–that is exactly how I have felt when I had been trying to find any validation that I am not gay.

So, not only does the movie give me enough scare and a great soundtrack (featuring one of my all time favorite tracks: Black Kids – I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You), the movie also indirectly provided me a quote that says in words how I feel about women; they are pretty and beautiful–but I am not sexually attracted to them.

Title of the movie is Jennifer’s Body could be seen as a double entendre for my tranny side…Well, having Jennifer’s body would mean I am a girl and my homosexuality would not exist and life would be easier for the demonic homosexual desires. For now, at least, I can hope her body has laid to rest and doesn’t house another demon for a sequel, because I probably would not watch it.

Check out the song by the Black Kids below and the trailer to the movie.

Enjoy!